Hunns, should I audition for SYTYCD.

By on August 18th, 2010

Hunns, this morning I went into the kitchen and there was a horrid little mouse that ran across the floor. Well, I immediately went on my tip toes, spun around, and leapt through the air landing squarely across the room. Well, Maid’s sister, who is visiting, happened to see me do this and she told me that she’s never seen such grace and strength in body movement as I had just demonstrated. Years ago, she used to be a world famous choreographer in Des Moines, Iowa so you can imagine how flattered I was. Anyway, she suggested I pursue a career and now my children are saying I should audition for next year’s “So You Think You Can Dance.”. Well, all of them except my 14 year old Amstel. He said, that the flimsy costumes would embarrass him in front of his friends at school. I’m so excited about this new career possibility. What should I dance to for the audition. Any suggestions. I wanted to do a modern jazz interpretation en pointe with some tap and clogging mixed in to show my versatility.