Best way to impress landlord.
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January 22nd, 2010
The landlords coming round to inspect the house (make sure were looking after it properly) but me and my sister smashed my bedroom window and smashed in my bedroom door, im sleeping in the laundry room at the moment. Just before I came online me and my sister had a massive fight and smashed the kitchen island. Mom and dad will go crazy - we will be evicted. My little brother helped to clean up the mess by burning the remains of the island but he forgot to take it outside first. Hes such a tard. we used the garden hose to put the fire out and moved the rug over where the island was - do you think the landlord will notice.
Recently the conservatory and the landlords dog who we look after were smashed, any ideas.
Please help me find ways to cover this mess up.
WelshLad says:
You have nothing to hide, I hope you are evicted that way you will learn to respect other people’s property better.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:02 am
HanZ says:
thanks god you do not live in my rental house.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:52 am
wizjp says:
Hand him your notice to quit premises, That’ll impress.
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:41 am
BARRY says:
Cover it up. You’ve got what’s coming.
January 22nd, 2010 at 4:25 am
Rowan says:
YOU HAVE 4 OPTIONS
1. Kill Yourself
2. Kill Your Parents
3. Kill the landlord
4. Kill everybody
January 22nd, 2010 at 4:59 am
Christine says:
Very funny.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:35 am
The Masked Landlord (UK) says:
I can’t believe you have been given serious answers.
There are people on this site trying to help others - why are you wasting their time.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:35 am
womansworld says:
Well if your landlord doesn’t notice a smashed window, a smashed door and smashed kitchen island and the rest then he is the tard and not your brother.
At the very least you will be asked to pay for repairs and the very worst you could be given notice to quit
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:07 am
new nanna says:
Find something better to do.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:52 am