Men, you wake up and you realize you’re in the 1930’s with a perfect wife, will you be happy.
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March 27th, 2009
You wake up, and your wife calls you, and you smell breakfast.
You get up and you see shoes shine so nicely done,
pant and shirt iron nicely.
You dress yourself and you go downstairs.
Your wife gives you a kiss on the cheek, “Good morning, honey. I made breakfast just the way you like it.”
The kitchen is so clean, the whole house is clean.
And you got a baby on a high chair, on clean diaper and all, “Da Da”
Your wife says, “Oh that is his first word, oh this is so wonderful.”
And you sit down at the table and she serves you breakfast. “Hurry up and eat, so you won’t be late for work.”
Will you like that, you’ll stick around. or will it freak you out. and you like the modern women nowadays much better.
well if you invented internet, then your wife will use the internet all day, ignoring the baby. and the house will be a mess.
Angelo M says:
Get rid of the baby on the high chair and replace the wife with a lesbian threesome and yes I will be happy.
March 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Shane says:
well if i was back in the 30s i would be sad because i would miss my family. well at least i can go see my great grandma. But still no internet, that would be kinda boring.unless i invented it.wait lol , i could invent so much things like the light bulb or the car or the microwave. i will be the greatest inventer ever. And rich too.
March 27th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
latennighter says:
if it was my baby doing that i would be all hmmmmmmmm
ehhh errr wheres the ps3.
n what not
internet.
skate board.
o i would like it cause then i could invent skatboarding and be the god of skateboarding n stuff
ill be like a prophet hahahha
yeah i would like it
March 27th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
i luv teh fishes says:
Of course, she’s probably drugging herself with tranquilizers to keep herself sane. In the 1950’s, women with college degrees and no career suffered from “The Problem With No Name”.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
façade says:
Keyword searches:
The Great Depression
The Raw Deal
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March 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Ray G says:
No internet or DVDs, and WW II looming on the horizon. Plus, it was the middle of the Great Depression. My current wife is quite gracious enough without all the problems of days gone by.
March 27th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
gilligan says:
I love modern times the best. Even if I liked the 1930’s scenario better, life was too difficult back then. Even if this was the type of wife and home I liked, which it isn’t, other factors of the day would make things very difficult. I would hate it.
March 27th, 2009 at 7:47 pm