How do you use your napkin.
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May 31st, 2008
———————————>>>>>> THE GOOD NAPKINS.ahhhhh.the joys of having Girls.>> My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her> first> mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one> of the> cabinet doors was ajar.>> I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why> she was> keeping ‘napkins’ in the bathroom. Didn’t they> belong in the kitchen.>> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told> me that> those were for “special occasions” (her second> mistake).>> Now fast forward a few months.It’s Thanksgiving Day,> and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife> for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they> were gone.>> Mine was to set the table.>> When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately> burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then> began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with> laughter.>> Then came Mom, w ho almost died of embarrassment when she> saw each place setting on the table with a “special> occasion” Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork> carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little> tail in so they didn’t hang off the edge.>> My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my> response sent the other adults into further fits of> laughter.>>”But, Mom, you said they were for special> occasions.”>
=?= says:
I sometimes crumble it up after i used it or maybe just tap it on my mouth and clean the firty spot and fold the dirty part
May 31st, 2008 at 2:57 am
JoJoStar says:
that was hilarious.
thoroughly enjoyed it
May 31st, 2008 at 3:48 am
Iknoevrythin says:
ummmm. ha.
i use mine to wipe my mouth.
May 31st, 2008 at 4:25 am
LaLaLaLaqua says:
That is toooo funny, i use my napkins once a month.lol
once a mother told her 5 year old daughter that she uses her tapons for when she bleed, so her daughter came out of the bathroom one day with a tapon in her hand while her mom was in the living room with her friends and said, “mom how do I use this thing im bleeding”
May 31st, 2008 at 5:24 am
John M says:
children are such fun.
May 31st, 2008 at 6:02 am
xx-R3B3Cc@-xx says:
Lol, I don’t want to go over to your house for dinner any time soon.
May 31st, 2008 at 7:02 am
debsy says:
very funny
excellent.awesome.good job.keep up the good jokes.made me laugh.
May 31st, 2008 at 7:36 am
♥Katelyn♥ ilu <3 says:
haha, my mom would probaly have died from embarrassment.
=)
May 31st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Debi says:
Lol, I have memories of my young stepson running around the house with one stuck to his forehead asking why only the girls got them .
May 31st, 2008 at 9:14 am