morning folks lets start with a few for the children.
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March 18th, 2008
Why didn’t the dog want to go in the sun.
He didn’t want to be a hot dog.
What did the cow say to the herd when he saw a tornado.
“Let’s MOOve.”
What is black and white and read all over.
A newspaper.
What is yellow and brightens a mother’s day.
A school bus.
A rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof. Which way does the egg roll off.
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
An elephant went on vacation. What did the elephant take with him.
His trunk.
What does a camel put in its tea.
A lump of sugar.
Why did the woman go to the bank.
To get some common cents.
If you’re American in the living room, Australian in the bedroom and Asian in the kitchen. What are you in the washroom.
European.
Which is the biggest ant.
The elephant.
Why couldn’t the prawn go to the party.
He pulled a mussel.
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room. What am I.
A keyboard.
suchislife1969 says:
cute.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Georgia says:
Morning Chris.
Very cute and thanks.
March 18th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
anna says:
hahahahaha
March 18th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
new and improved yahoo princess says:
cute, but not my fav.
March 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
bilbobagsend says:
head most of em but you get a star for a couple of em
March 18th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Tbukhari says:
Good for kids .how r u chris.thanks from kids.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Luck Dragon (UK) says:
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
March 18th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Quizard says:
Hehehehe great kids jokes.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
poppy1 says:
Hi Chris,
Hahahahaha.Good Ones For The WEE Ones. I Liked them My self. A Star.
A Friend,
poppy1
P.S. Got to run be back tonight.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
JAM123 says:
Ha ha ha.
Some for my little girl.
Cheers Chris.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:16 pm